Presale! Purchase this by 17 Mar
and pay only
AU$ 24.95
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(Dispatch on 26 Mar)
The first thing I thought when I opened the box to reveal a black body with chrome top was "this is bad-ass." I am talking Steven Seagal tough. Early Seagal, too, not the older, fatter one. I am talking shave your nether regions and bathe in aftershave tough. I am talking Chuck Norris riding a lion into the sun tough. I spritzed a little on. Yes, I am man enough to say the word spritz - such is the awesome power of Azzaro Pour Homme. At first I smelt and felt nothing, but then... KACK-A-POW! A tidal wave of power hit me. If I was Pat Benatar I would be like, 'Whoa, you hit me with your best shot.'At this point I had never felt manlier. I could wrestle a bear. Or make love to a bear, perhaps. Something with a bear. I went out for something to eat, solo style, because that's what I did now. I told the waiter I wanted the steak. When he asked how I would like it prepared, I told him just to slap it on its arse on the way to the table. Minutes later I had a raw slab of meat in front of me. Picking it up with my hands I began to tear into it, ripping chunks of flesh as other diners looked on it what only could be described as awe and terror. Mothers shielded their children's eyes fathers told them to look on. 'There sits a man among men,' they would say. An attractive young female walked past. The kind you know didn't poop, because attractive females don't poop. 'You pig,' she said. 'Eh, I am disgusted.' 'You're disgusted now? Just wait to see how you feel about yourself tomorrow morning when you're cooking me breakfast.' Flash-forward to the next morning and the scent of Azzaro Pour Home lingered. Like a ninja's fart its smell is well-hidden, yet you still know it is there. 'So, are you going to give me a ride home?' asked the attractive young female. 'What, are your legs broken?' I replied. Azzaro Pour Homme may turn you into a bit of a jerk, but its almighty awesomeness will never let you down. It may at times lead you down a bad path or two, but you will always come out on top. The attractive young female did.
